Hollywood has been a buzz about the new romance between Emmy Award winner Jennifer Aniston and Grammy Award winner John Mayer. 
But Fake Gossip News has learned the true store behind their relationship. Jennifer Aniston has been telling everybody that she is more in love with the “Say” singer more than she was in love with Tate Donovan and Brad Pitt combined. But John isn’t in love with Jennifer. In an exclusive interview Coco Arquette has reviled to Fake Gossip News that she has been paying John Mayer to “date” Aniston.
According to Coco, “Auntie Jen was hanging around our house so much that it was causing a lot of problems between my mommy and daddy. The fights they had over her would put mommy in a worse mood than seeing the declining ratings for ‘Dirt’. One day when Auntie Lisa (Kudrow) was over mommy sad that she couldn’t choose. She loves my Daddy but Auntie Jen is her best friend. She said that Daddy was going to make her choose though. She feared it could lead to divorce. Well, I could have none of that! I had my agent, yes I already have one, to contact John Mayer. I told him I would pay him one million dollars to “date” Auntie Jen for one year. He wanted three million but we settled on two.” Apparently it
worked. Coco went on to state “Mommy and Daddy are happier then they have been since before Auntie Jen split form Mr. Pitt.”
But what happens when Mayer’s contract is up? According to Coco, “I’m already working something out with Shia Laboeuf for 2009”
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