Hillary to star in “Excess Baggage”

Just in case Hillary Clinton fails to win the Democratic Nomination for President she has a back up plan. Hillary has plans to star in a remake of 1997’s Alicia Sliverstone vehicle “Excess Baggage”.

And why not? It’s a perfect fit. Many people have said that Hillary would never be elected President because she has too much baggage. Hillary also showed all of us that she can laugh at herself when appearing on “Saturday Night Live”.

Obviously some adjustments need to be made to the story. Chelsea Clinton told Fake Gossip News, “It’s very exciting. If my mom doesn’t become the first female president she’ll become a movie star. She’ll be like Ronald Reagan in reverse.”

Fake Gossip News has learned that the script has Hillary staring as an aging socialite who gets stranded in Fargo, north Dakota with her twenty suitcases. As she tries to figure out the candy machine so she can eat she is kindnapped.

Academy Award Winner Benicio del Torro will once again play the kidnapper. All of us here at Fake Gossip News have four words…We’ll vote for that!