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Angelina Jolie is the new spokesperson for…SEXY WATER!!!

Will the rivalry between Emmy Award Winner Jennifer Aniston and Academy Award Winner Angelina Jolie ever end?

Last year Aniston became the spokesperson for Smart Water, the electrolyte enhanced water.

 Well, as always Angelina has decided to one up Aniston, Angie is the new spokesperson for Sexy Water, the sexy enhanced water (although Fake Gossip News has learned the secret ingredient in Sexy Water is…Vodka!)

And just like in the battle for Golden Globe winner Brad Pitt it looks like Jolie will win. Since the deal with Sexy Water was announced last week sales for Aniston’s Smart Water have fallen 75%, while the sales for Sexy Water have skyrocketed 100%!

At leas Jen has her leprechaun to console her.

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One Response to “Angelina Jolie is the new spokesperson for…SEXY WATER!!!”

  1. Leanna Says:
    May 7, 2008 at 7:26 am

    Angelina has rode the press to success. She is a master manipulator. Everything she has done from her marriage to Billy Bob to adopting 3rd world kids, feeds her popularity. There is no doubt she is damn sexy, however I wonder is she really happy and secure? Why continue to be in a silly competition with Jen? Sounds like silly high school stuff! Evidentially beauty and money cannot buy everything.

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