Annette Benning goes postal!

As Hillary Swank enjoyed an evening at the Academy Awards last month Annette Benning fell off the Hillary hating wagon.

Since the beginning of the year Annette Benning had been Swank hating free. This is a big accomplishment for the woman who once tried to tear down a movie screen upon seeing a preview for “The Reaping”. Warren Beatty really believed that after spending much of last year in a loony bin that Annette had finally gotten over her two Oscar loses to Hillary Swank. In fact so confident was Warren in his wife’s recovery that he agreed to watch the Oscars with her.

Everything was okay until…Hillary Swank took to the stage. It wasn’t so much seeing Hillary that sent Annette back over the edge as it was how the announcer introduced her.

According to Warren who sat down with Fake Gossip News for an exclusive interview, “Annette was sitting calmly watching the Oscars. The the announcer introduce Hillary Wank as two time Oscar winner. My heart sank because I knew this would get to Annette. And it did. She started shaking her head and whispering, ‘No, not twice, not twice.’ Then she ran out of the room. I was hoping she was going to go pray but the next thing I knew she came storming into the room with our shotgun. She screamed,’NO! NOT TWICE!’ before blowing the TV away.”

One can only wonder if Annette will ever get over it. “Million Dollar Baby” director told Fake Gossip News, “If I would have known Hillary winning another Oscar would lead to Annette’s madness I would have released ‘Million Dollar Baby’ in 2005 instead of 2004 so Annette could have won for ‘Being Julia’.”

Hopefully Annette can get the help she needs because she has become one big hot mess!