Paris Hilton having an affair with…THE EASTER BUNNY!
Fake Gossip News has learned that skank of the year Paris Hilton has a new lover.
Just in time for Easter she started hooking up with the Easter Bunny. The two of them were spotted leaving Hyde late Friday night.
Sources have told Fake Gossip News that Paris even helped the Easter Bunny do his rounds over night.
Paris told Fake Gossip News, “It’s true. I’m banging the Easter Bunny. Hell if Sharon Stone can have a long term relationship with a Kimodo Dragon, Angelina Jolie can have a baby with a Dragon and Jennifer Aniston can date a Leprechaun why can’t I bang a Bunny.”
True. However, all of us here at Fake Gossip News think this “relationship” will last about as long as Paris’ days atop the music charts.
April 3, 2008 at 3:37 pm
hello paris .my name is cornelia i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
April 4, 2008 at 6:38 am
hello paris my name is katarina hartmann i love you ppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss
April 26, 2008 at 5:59 am
paris hilton sux cock!
April 26, 2008 at 11:40 am
hello we’re visar and diamant we’re from kosovo and we love you so much…..you so great just countinue
April 30, 2008 at 12:08 pm
i like sex film about her
May 23, 2008 at 1:39 am
I hate Paris hilton!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!! SO UGLY!!!
June 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Hellooo paris i want to see you very urgent ok! Heer in leabanon
June 9, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I wait your respons! Now
June 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Paris you are tres jolie and very sexy
June 9, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Paris you are so beatyful you are golden moon in the sky**
June 9, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Paris you are the golden moon in the skay
June 20, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Yoo Paris ur sex tabe was so fucking nice!!!
make some more then u will be a real star not a barbie girl.