The real reason Britney left the psych ward!
Tongues were wagging all over Southern California this last week when Britney Spears was released from the UCLA psych ward against her doctors orders last week.
Why did she leave? Did they kick her out? Will she survive this? What is she wearing?
These are just some of the questions the world asked in the days following her release.
Well, Fake Gossip News has learned the real reason for Britney’s release. It turns out that she was wiling the stay in the nut house until she was all better BUT the doctors wouldn’t let her bring her have her synthesizer!
She gave it her all but as she ran around the hospital in a straight jacket yelling at the nurses “You want a piece” of me it just the same as it sounds on the song from her “Blackout” album.
Brit begged the reporters to let her have her synthesizer but they continued to say no. The last thing she said to the hospital administrators when she left was “I don’t go anywhere unmixed”. 
Let’s all hope Britney finds a hospital that will allow her to bring her synthesizer in so that she can do dance remixes of her therapy sessions.
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