John Edwards to be the new face of Vidal Sassoon!

John Edwards has run for President twice now. Twice he’s failed to capture the Democratic parties nomination. What will he do now? Sit around and wait for another chance in 2012? Maybe run for Governor of North Carolina? Or maybe he’ll go back to being a trail lawyer.

Fat chance! Fake Gossip News has learned that John Edwards will be the new face for Vidal Sassoon! The world has marveled at how awesome John’s hair is and now he’s about the make a bunch of money off of it.

Look for the first Edwards Sassoon commercial to hit the airwaves at the end of August just in time for the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado.