WGA turns to Ellen Mafia to end strike!

When Ellen Degeneres decided to continue taping her show in spite o f the writer’s strike WGA members called “Scab”. But now as one fourth of the Ellen Mafia, Degeneres may play a hand in ending the writer’s strike at long last.

 The WGA has enlisted the help of the Ellen Mafia to end the strike. The plan was hatched when the luminous Ellen Burstyn sat down with union leaders. Ellen B. listened to what the writers wanted. She thought it was completely fair but she also thought that getting the studio heads to agree with it would be harder than driving the devil out of Linda Blair.

That’s when Burstyn met with the other members of the Ellen Mafia. Degeneres, Cleghorne and Pompeo. All four Ellens agreed that they were the only ones who could end the strike.

Desperate to return to playing dark and twisty Meredith Grey, Pompeo agreed with the plan Burstyn had come up with. The plan is to kidnap the studio heads. Because Degeneres crossed the picket line early on the Ellens believe the studio heads will view Degeneres as an ally. The Ellens plan to use that.

The plan is to get all of the Hollywood Studio heads to show up to a special Degeneres comedy show. Once all the studio heads are in a room Cleghorne with lock them in with, what else, the best locks money can buy. The Ellen Mafia will keep the Studio heads in the room until they give into the writer’s demands.

But will it work? Only time will tell but Fake Gossip News would never bet against the Ellen Mafia.